"Dad, I'd like to have a little talk."
"Um...ok."
"As the wage earner here, its your responsibility to show some consumer confidence and start buying things that will get the economy going and create profits and employment. Here's a list of some big-ticket items I'd like for Christmas. I hope I can trust you to do whats right for our country."
"I've got to stop leaving the Wall Street Journal around."
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"Bad news Dad. Your polls are way down."
"My polls?"
"You rate especialy low among tigers and six year old white ales."
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"I'm not going to so my maths homework. Look at these unsolved problems. Here's a number in mortal combat with another. One of them is going to get subtracted. But why? What will be left of him? If I answered these, it would kill the suspense. It would resolve the conflict and turn intriguing possibilities into boring old facts."
"I never really thought about the literary possibilities of maths."
"I prefer to savour the mystery."
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"I'm a simple man, Hobbes."
"You?? Yesterday you wanted a nuclear powered car that could turn into a jet with laser-guided heat-seeking missiles!"
"I'm a simple man with complex tastes."
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Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.
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Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius.
Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you?
Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
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What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?__________________________________________________
That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Hobbes : "It says here that by the age of 6, most children have seen a million muders on television."
Calvin : "I find that very disturbing...it means I've been watching all the wrong channels."
2 comments:
Calvin n Hobbes Rock..!! :D ..
complex man with simple tastes... hahahahaha.. :P
yes they do rock!!!
Calvin says a lot of things that make more sense than the adult world ever did.. :) :)
N hobbes toh hai ki kitttnnnaaa cuttteee :) :)
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